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Cock-A-Doodle-Doo-Doo by Danny McBride. 874 words. Roosters don't crow along the LA freeway, or do they?
Jiminy! Crispy Crickets by Danny McBride. Let's go watch the crickets start forest fires. 670 words.
Sick of HMOs by Danny McBride. It's easier to stay sick than to get worse with medicine from your HMO. 670 words.
Chain . . Chain. . . Cheney by Danny McBride. Maybe a run for President. 744 words.
Firestone Tires Me Out by Danny McBride. Danny can't believe his mail about tires. 744 words.