Side Streets, Kimbra Traynor Herb, 744 words

A 20th Class Reunion?
By Kimbra Traynor Herb
IPS Features


Last night my husband and I went down into the basement and unloaded the boxes of books which we have moved from home to home since we first got married.  Initially, we began the search of the boxes to uncover a hard copy of The Martian Chronicles for our eldest son to read for school, but when we discovered my collection of yearbooks, we were waylayed from our Ray Bradbury quest. The yearbooks, which span the years 1977 to 1981 (why doesn't that seem so long ago to me???) are filled with signatures from old friends and acquaintances long since forgotten.

Not for long....... in three days I will be reacquainting myself with these people who at one time were my social circle.  Someone named "Phil" signed my year book with the words: "You little fox! Stay fine looking and sweet and you can get anything you want; love you lots, Phil." I couldn't remember who Phil is.....

I scanned the pictures of the yearbook and came upon a picture of a dark headed boy no older looking than my oldest son. "Tanya" wrote that "you are honestly one of my best friends..... I MEAN THAT!" and yet, here I am, twenty years later, scanning the pages to find out who the heck Tanya is! Yikes! In just three days I am going to be face to face with people who I haven't spoken to or, for that matter, thought about in twenty years! Scary. Luckily for me, I am going to have plenty of moral support.

My brother in law, Gary, graduated the same year as I did and is bringing his wife to the reunion. The way I figure it, his big faux pas on the phone with Kim Stamford, the reunion organizer, will more than make up for the fact that I am going to be fuzzy on nearly every face I encounter. Apparently, when she called him to fill him in on the details of the reunion, she began by saying, "This is Kim Stamford; do you remember me?!

We used to be BEST FRIENDS!" (Weren't we all 'best friends' in high school?) Instead of faking it (like I would have) he said, "Umm, no, I have NO IDEA who you are!" She replied, stung, "You are kidding me, right!? You are just teasing! We were SO CLOSE in high school!" He told me that he had no idea who he was talking to and it wasn't until he dug out his old yearbook that he was able to place the forgotten Kim.    Ahhh, forgotten good times. How can it be that we are now twenty years out of high school when life still seems so tantalizingly new?

My kids don't find it hard to believe at all. "Mom, you guys are OLD!" My middle son said, when I told him we would be attending the reunion.

"What's with all the afros?" My oldest inquired, flipping rather disinterestedly through my yearbooks.

“It was the seventies." I replied. "Lots of people had afros." Luckily, I didn't. My high school pictures, though not  the height of glamour and beauty, still look pretty much like me, albeit a "me" with Farrah Fawcett hair complete with sweeping "wings" that were so popular at the time. "I wonder if Mike will still think I am 'the foxiest girl on the JHS campus'?" I asked my oldest son this morning, as I prepared to take him to HIS high school for band practice.

?Mom!" He groaned. "That's just gross."

I keep teasing my husband that I am going to leave him sitting alone for hours while I go off and kiss Greg McFall, the boy I "cheated" on him for in high school. My husband, God bless him, has WAY more a sense of humor about this than I would if the tables were reversed. In fact, the reason I brought up the subject at all is that my beloved hubby left ME alone for more than an hour two years ago while HE caught up with his old girlfriends at his high school reunion.  Needless to say, I wasn't amused; hence the Greg McFall joke.

Sometimes I wonder if it would be better to just stay home, to open some more boxes and look through the high school paraphernalia and remember (as much as my foggy brain will allow) everyone from high school in all of their glorious youth. I fear that the shocking reality of how much I've aged will come to stare me in the face when I see the balding, aging bods of my fellow Class of '81ers.

Aging, just like life, though, can't be kept in a box. We keep marching boldly on; and do the best we can as we grow older to forget that we scorned our own parents for being "so way old" when they went to their class reunions.

I am curious, too, to see how everyone grew up. As for me, my fellow classmates will have to wait until the fortieth class reunion to see how I grow up. I am still a work in progress.

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