8-4-02, Side Streets, Kimra Traynor Herb

I Promised Never to Marry Him
By Kimra Traynor Herb
IPS Features

This is what my best friend from high school remembers about me: "You had decided that it would be a great idea to put clear nail polish on your lips."

I shake my head. This memory eludes me. Perhaps I have blocked it out; I don't like the sound of the fifteen year old me advocating such dumb beauty maneuvers.

"Then," Jenny, I mean, JENNIFER, continues, "you were admiring yourself in the mirror; showing me how shiny your lips were; a great big smile on your face."

I still cannot, for the life of me, remember this incident, though my lips seem to twitch with the burn of the nail polish, empathetically.     "When the nail polish started to harden....." Jennifer pauses dramatically, "you freaked out. Your lips started to crack and you ran around the house screaming until your parents got mad at me- I guess they thought it was my idea or something- and told me that I had better go home."

"Hmmmm." I laugh. "Sounds like me." I am reunited with my best buddy from high school, and there is none of the awkwardness that normally s attached to such reunions. Though it has been 21 years (I cannot get my ind around that figure; not really; I still feel 21 YEARS OLD) since we ave seen each other; our conversation is not stilted; it is like we have tored up all the really good gossip until the next time we saw each other.

I cannot remember why it is that we have allowed such a time expanse to elapse before coming back together. During this awesome span of time; we have both given birth three times (she to three girls; myself to three boys); she has gone from Jenny, my unofficial teen psychiatrist, to Jennifer, actual Dr. extraordiaire; pediatrician to families in the far off land of Utah. I, on the other hand, having survived a grueling career in journalism, am now at work on my first novel, juggling the ferrying of my three busy sons with the omnipresent call of the written word.

"Do you remember," Jennifer continues, as we watch our children frolic in the pool, "how we used to lay out in my back yard; our bikinis would stretch from hip bone to hip bone, both of us, and we would say," she remembers, "our bathing suits will ALWAYS do this; we'll never gain an ounce."

I look over at the really quite glamorous Dr. Jennifer who, I swear, looks like her bathing suit would still stretch from hip bone to hip bone, unbroken by the "bag" of flesh that my three sons have left as their mark between my hips. I laugh to think of the presumptuous young me; certain that time would not ravage my body in any way or manner.

I decide to share my favorite memory of her: "You once told me, when I was wearing dark underwear under a pair of white pants, never, ever to do so again; that they showed through and people would notice." Jennifer doesn't realize how pivotal this advice was in my life. It was so important, that not once, ever, in the years since, had I put on a pair of white pants or shorts without thinking of her good fashion advice. It was Jenny who had introduced me to Bonne Belle lipgloss, Ten-O-Six lotion, VCR's, cheese popcorn, and the mellow tones of James Taylor. Together we had experimented with new looks (both of us hopelessly late bloomers in a world of buxom, overripe Southern girls), and talked though the night about which boys were "cute" and which boys we'd like to kiss.

I think, as I ponder this, that the reason we lost touch so quickly post high school is just this: I fell in love very early with the boy who turned out to be the man who is the love of my life. It was this boy that Jenny made me solemnly swear, my hand held up, to "never marry Raymond Herb."

"Promise me you'll never marry Raymond Herb." She said, her large, beautiful, bright blue eyes as earnest as I had ever seen them. "Promise me."
"Oh, you're so silly." I said, laughing. "I am not going to marry ANYBODY! You know that!"

Of course, I unwittingly lied that day, and several years later was off to Maryland to finish my college career and start a new life with a young Ensign by the name I had promised to never take as my own.

I remind Jennifer of that promise she sought from me as we reminisce, nearly a quarter of a century later, and she waves her hand around us. "It seems to have worked out okay for you." She laughs, and I join her. The years have softened the horror of my broken promise; and our separate lives have stemmed from a common friendship. We promise not to lose touch this time, really, and stare with amazement at the collection of offspring we have managed to create. I am hopeful as we become reconnected, that this time I can leave her with more important memories than the time I wore nail polish on my young teenaged lips.

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