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Intelligence For Dummies

As a result of all the goings-on in Washington and Baghdad about how well the war is going or not going, or whether we knew enough before we went to war, or when this nightmare will end, I strolled down to my local bookseller to try to find something to explain it all to me.  Of course this being Southern California, I didn’t actually stroll, I drove.  And also, this being the megalopolis, what we actually have are those concrete bunkers called malls anchored by those huge chain stores and nationally known bookstores, so I was unable to find an independent local bookseller.

What I did find was the section with those yellow and black covered “For Dummies” books- -you know- -Weight Lifting For Dummies, Nose Picking For Dummies, Jell-O Molds For Dummies, TV Remotes For Dummies, Gargling For Dummies, Toenail Clipping For Dummies, and of course, Ventriloquism For Dummies.  I was looking for the one the White House has been using- -Intelligence For Dummies.  That’s the one where they don’t have to bother the CIA or other government agencies whose sole job it is to provide the White House with salient information, also known as intelligence.  I couldn’t find it.

Almost every day for weeks now, new pronouncements are made about the progress in Iraq and how all is going so well.  Yet almost every day for weeks and weeks- -months actually- -we have a new casualty or two reported.  More Americans have now been killed and wounded since the “Mission Accomplished” Fly-Boy photo-op aboard the USS Lincoln back in May when Space Commander Bush did the “macho strut” to the podium in his G I Joe Halloween costume to proclaim “Reelect me”- -or rather, “We won”, to a national television audience as the sun set on the azure blue Pacific, than were killed during the so-called war.  And azure surely aware by now, the Lincoln was circling just off shore so it could be in position to give America those fabulous campaign, or rather, victory photos of a president crowing about himself and his “mission accomplished”.  Better than kissing babies.  Except for one thing:  the mission is not accomplished, and at the rate things are going, it may never be.

New reports from Britain, France, Germany, Spain and other countries, as well as the US, indicate that the Muslim “Angry Young Man” is headed for Iraq the way hippies went to San Francisco for the “Summer of Love” in the 60s.  Or the way Young Urban Professionals- -yuppies- -migrate from New York to London to Los Angeles or Tokyo, depending on where the hip place-of-the-moment is. 

Of course intelligence sources that pontificate on such matters are never identified.  One New York Times story cites “intelligence officials” or a “senior British official” or “senior American officials” and the like- -always without any way of knowing how much of this is all smoke and mirrors.  Well, we’ve “senior” act.  And what we’ve seen is highly sophisticated attacks in Baghdad and elsewhere.

A recent story in the Times by Douglas Jehl states:  “Saddam Hussein may be playing a significant role in coordinating and directing attacks by his loyalists against American forces in Iraq, senior American officials said Thursday.  The officials cited recent intelligence reports indicating that Mr. Hussein is acting as a catalyst or even a leader in the armed opposition, probably from a base of operations near Tikrit, his hometown and stronghold. A leadership role by Mr. Hussein would go far beyond anything previously acknowledged by the Bush administration, which has sought in its public remarks to portray the former Iraqi leader as being on the run and irrelevant.  Officials acknowledged that the reports of a significant role by Mr. Hussein could not be corroborated, and one senior official cautioned that recent intelligence reports contained conflicting assessments.” (Italics mine.)

So what does this really mean?  Perhaps we could best sum up by saying “We don’t know spit about what’s going on.  We are clueless.  We are operating in the dark.”  Make up your own analogy. 

The CIA has been cut out of the loop by the White House, which has gone elsewhere overseas to collect intelligence.  The Senate Intelligence Committee’s ranking Democrat Jay Rockefeller (D-WV) has indicated that after looking at tens of thousands of pages of intelligence documents, it seems the CIA was responsible for pre-war judgements that were “unfounded, thinly sourced or lacked adequate caveats”.  Senator Rockefeller said it appears the administration has been collecting intelligence “without the knowledge of the Central Intelligence Agency, the State Department or anybody else” in the intelligence community.

The former Governor of New Jersey, Republican Thomas H Kean, heads a federal commission looking into the terrorist attacks of 9-11.  He said recently that he is being stonewalled by the White House in his attempt to collect intelligence documents for the commission’s investigation.  He said also that he will take the White House to court to get the material he needs for his investigation.

What we have here, as Strother Martin so aptly put it, “is failure to communicate”.  The White House has just cut out everybody in an attempt to have their war their way and the rest of us can take a hike- -oh, except for paying for it.  Hike this!

Well, it’s Halloween party season, and as David Letterman so aptly put it, “George Bush is going dressed as a one-term president.”  For the sake of us all, let’s hope so.  If we continue to “stay the course” he will bankrupt us with his blood feud to avenge Poppy, alienate the civilized world against us and lead us into the “valley of the shadow of death”.  Maybe not that bad, but it sure won’t be easy to recover.

Okay, I’ve got to go pick out my costume.  I think I’ll go dressed as a Wolf-a-Witch.    



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