11-17-01, Lisa Laird, 655 words

Lisa's Lair
By Lisa Laird
IPS Features

  NOT SOLD SEPARATELY

We are well aware that many items are sold as sets.  Salt and pepper shakers, socks, and gloves require their matching counterparts for validation.  These pairs are not disputable, totally understandable, and seem happy together; they need one another for meaning.  Then, there are the unnecessary couples, the ones put together perhaps simply for convenience.  But stuck together, nonetheless.  And not as a result of common static cling.

A pair of dressy slacks accompanied by an undesirable plastic belt is the classic example of this occurrence.  As if the belt itself is going to influence the decision of whether or not we ultimately bid on the pants.  The unwanted tagalong often gets tossed into a dresser drawer to serve its permanent retreat.  In very rare cases, the extra baggage may be a welcomed addition, while the trousers wind up being utilized as double-legged dust rags.

The same idea can be applied to romantic relationships.  When we hookup with significant others, the slacks are sold with belts, like it or not.  And they aren’t too easily tucked away out of sight and out of mind.  Their claim to fame is repeatedly speaking out of place and out of line.  I am referring to the notoriously gaudy, matching accessories that accompany the desired merchandise.  Yes, in-laws.

Unfortunately, many of us have been brainwashed to believe that in-laws should be completely outlawed even before we’ve met them

Just like primary interaction with all those who enter our lives, we never know with whom we’ll hit it off.  In-laws differ in the aspect that we are placed in situations of forced relationships with these otherwise strangers.  I think that visiting in-laws is broadly viewed very similarly to arriving at a doctor’s office for an intrusive, scrutinizing examination.

We schedule appointments as infrequently as possible, only when absolutely required.  Once they’re over and done with, we display signs of relief and hope our next visits are light years away.  Preferably further.   Although eventual future interaction with in-laws is basically inevitable, we are presented with an interesting option in regard to how we react.  Inside each of us resides the ability to discover voluntarily chosen friendships.

Upon closer study of the originally alluring piece of clothing, the garment’s fabric may be rather irritating and widely unflattering, but the giveaway buckled band is a real gem, quite a keeper.

The added bonus clearly becomes the star of the show.  I’ve known a few people whose sentimental relationships have ended and the greatest aspect of the marriage or dating period mourned is the bond with in-laws, or prospective in-laws.   In all seriousness, they’ve admitted that divorcing from these families was the saddest and most regrettable part of the ordeals; they truly cherished and now terribly miss spending time together.

 The concept alone of gaining in-laws should not impair judgment, favorably or unfavorably, when formulating our opinions.  It is not theoretically practical to buy slacks you’re not impressed with for the sole purpose of receiving the assigned belt; it cannot be worn as intended in absence of those particular pants.  Without a significant other you are honestly happy to be with, the grandest in-laws in the world can’t compensate for the lacking truth.  If you find a significant other with whom you’re strongly in love, the in-laws may be an extra blessing.  But even if they don’t prove to be as terrific as you had hoped, focus on the good, as in most cases there’s usually some to be unveiled.  Go ahead and grab a pair of slacks that is exactly what you’ve been looking for, even if you’re not sure about your first impression of the securely looped belt.  It may actually be a comfortable and complimentary accent to the entire outfit.  So give it a fair chance.  And give your in-laws one, too.

 You might have unknowingly found the perfect set.

 

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