Sunday Journal, 596 words

Rainy Sunday Afternoons
By Dalton Roberts
IPS Features

I wish I knew who said, "Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." It is such a great saying and I'd like to tip my hat to the author every time I read it. It certainly sounds like Twain.

It would also be fun to share with the author the thought that the best way to prepare for immortality is to discover what to do with yourself on rainy Sunday afternoons. By far the best thing might be to glory in it.

Some things that become great spiritual experiences for us are not earned through some kind of arduous practice. They are simple gifts of life. Call it grace, an accident, or a spin-out of some marvelous subconscious impression. Rainy days are like that to me.

As far back as I can remember, I have loved days and nights of slow gentle rain. When I was a child, we had a neighbor whose home had a tin roof. I would beg my parents to let me go spend the night with my pal who lived there. Just so I could listen to the rain.

I like to see it puddle up and then see the drops splatter. I love to see it gather on the limbs and leaves of trees and then trickle to the ground. I love the way it smells. I love to walk in it and open my mouth and taste it.

Growing up, all the boys swam naked in Chickamauga Creek. I fondly remember times  we ran the banks in the rain naked, wild and free.

Rainy days have become a part of my immortality. All experiences of great grandeur and pleasure are forever recorded on our inner soul reels. So I know exactly what to do with myself on rainy Sunday afternoons. Dozens of things. Maybe one day I'll run naked in the rain one more time. Would you go my bail?

INSOMNIA IS THINKING

The things we grapple with the longest and hardest may be the main things we have to share. I have been an

insomniac all my life so let me share some learnings from the grapplings.

Inability to sleep can be an unwillingness to surrender control. It can also be a neurotic dedication to productivity. We actually feel at some part of our being that as long as we're thinking, we are being productive.

More than anything, insomnia is thinking. You're trying to relax but the mind is fussing old fusses, arm-wrestling with old problems, fighting old fights, righting old wrongs, paying bills, cussing out an over-bearing boss, correcting a golf swing...busy, busy, busy. The brain turns into a little buzzing bee and the skull is the hive.

Buddhist koans can help. A koan is an unanswerable riddle. Like, "When a Robin lands in the yard, which foot does it land on?" Or "why can't caterpillars run faster than deer?" After all, they've got more legs. Just think of one big silly question after another and keep feeding them to the brain until it gives up. It will never give up on answerable questions. It will shut up and snooze down if you ask it where you left your cledipus.

But in case it ever does tell you for sure where you left your cledipus, please tell me. Maybe I left mine there, too. My cledipus disappeared out of it's glootch three weeks ago and I miss the little rascal. Zzzzzzzz...see what I mean?

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